There's No Ice Cream In Mexico

So we brainstormed at Trujillo's to create a Phi Mu Alpha menu item. Some suggestions included:

•red sauce (not put on until after you order something)
•black beans (only for healthy people who fool themselves in thinking they don't taste bad)
•Spanish rice (which isn't really gold)
•taquitos (already suggested by another fraternity)
•a triangular crunchwrap (old idea)
•multi-colored chips (because they make black chips, but they'd have to order them in)
•a no-cheese option for Quinto
•SOPA! (re: this entry's title)